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Gifts for my best friend who broke both of his arms? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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My bestie broke both of his arms and wrists two days ago. He's in his 20s, a gamer, has a pregnant wife and a young kid. Any ideas for gifts I can get to cheer him up? He'll have no use of his arms for 3 months.

Already got a bidet for him and hooked it up. Looking into accessible gaming controllers, but he said that the pain is so bad rn that even alternative controllers are probably a no go.

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[-] [email protected] 167 points 11 months ago

Jerk your buddy off for him since he can't do that right now

[-] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago

Nothing says you care like a no-homo handie.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

A bro-job, for good measure

[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

OP never said they were a man. Maybe it's a no-hetero handie.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Let's maybe just leave that to his wife. Or his mother.

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