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As the vice president introduced her new running mate at an energetic rally in Philadelphia, he quickly demonstrated his ability to deliver searing attacks against Donald Trump and JD Vance.

America’s introduction to Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota began with a half-hour of cheering for Vice President Kamala Harris and ended with some of the sharpest attacks Democrats have leveled against former President Donald J. Trump and his running mate, Senator JD Vance of Ohio.

Before a raucous crowd in Philadelphia, Ms. Harris and Mr. Walz presented the Minnesotan as a folksy former schoolteacher and football coach who had inspired his students, served in the military and improved his constituents’ lives.

But it was his ability to deliver searing yet accessible attacks against their Republican opponents that won Mr. Walz a place on the national ticket, and during his first rally, he did not miss his marks.

“Donald Trump sees the world a little differently than us,” he said. “First of all, he doesn’t know the first thing about service. He doesn’t have time for it because he’s too busy serving himself.”

Then came the dagger. “Violent crime was up under Donald Trump,” he said, before pausing for effect. “That’s not even counting the crimes he committed.”

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I can't stop thinking about how ingenius the couch joke is. The reference is obvious if you know the meme but oblique enough to maintain plausible deniability, but it doesn't matter because guess what, Republicans can't even complain about this without giving further airtime to the ridiculous meme itself. It is a serrated takedown.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm out of the loop on that one. Can you explain it to those of us who missed it, please?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

The Internet is memeing about Vance being a couch fucker. He tried to refute it by saying he never had sex with a couch to completion, which obviously was a self own.

Walz said yesterday that he's happy to debate Vance, if Vance can get his ass off the couch.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just so you're aware that refutation was also spoofed.

Whole situation remains funny af though. And Walz is adept at twisting the knife.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man, it's tough to tell what is real these days.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

he never had sex with a couch to completion

Uhmmm... what? Why would he say that? Was there actually some truth to the claim that he had sex with a couch, or what?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

None. He just did a really bad job refuting it. Honestly, it's such a goofy meme that most adults would just ignore it, but these are Republicans we're talking about. It's incredibly easy to distract them with frivolous stuff.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Even better, there was some website explaining and refuting it all, but then it was taken down lol.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Even better it was the bastion of objective Journalism the Associated Press (AP). They took it down because they can't prove he didn't fuck a couch.

Edit - I love this because it's the same as the old "Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990?". He's never come out to say he didn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

That's because Beck, while being a faux emotional cryptofascist shit bird, wasn't a fucking moron and knew that the only way to stop someone JAQing off is to ignore them. Only partially because JAQing off was his primary MO.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990?".

Were just asking questions!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah, they couldn't prove that Vance never fucked a couch, just that he didn't say he did in a book. But no one was quoting the book anyways, not after the meme started.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He tried to refute it by saying he never had sex with a couch to completion

There is no way I'm believing he said that without a primary source.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Idk, I can't stop thinking about the end of that Tool song.

It worked well otherwise.