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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

ELROND: Men? Men are weak.

CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station

ELROND: That's not the kind of strength I'm talking about...

CUNK: So what you're saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?

ELROND: No. That's not what I'm say-

CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

ELROND: Yes, but that is not important right now.

CUNK: Do you also have any recreational ones or just for work?