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[–] [email protected] 216 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

  • ...to get coffee?
  • ...for a movie night?
  • ...for lunch/dinner?
  • ...to hang out and chat at the park?
  • ...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (9 children)

What about

  • ...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
  • ...to play some Goldeneye?
  • ...to paint my Skaven army?
[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Who knows? Maybe she's down...

  • ...to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
  • ...to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
  • ...for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean...but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
  • ...to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

.... to remove kebab

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