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[–] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Only down 3%? I was hoping more. Still, fuck em. Maybe fewer consumers want to pay out the nose for a cup of flavored sugar with coffee?

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Overpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults makerating masquerading as "coffee".

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Starbucks customer: Ooof, don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee...Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream...but low fat whipped cream

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    makerating

    Masquerading?

    It's an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that's what you were going for.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    When you demand infinite growth any decline in growth is a catastrophe.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Same reason McDonald's shit itself over a 1% decline in revenue.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I used to be middle management in retail. The province wide financial meetings had franchisees shitting themselves because the profit vs cost percentage had gone down, despite the actual profit amount continuing to increase (by raising prices).

    These people do not live in reality. All numbers must always go up.

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