▲ 537 ▼ Starbucks is reeling as customers go elsewhere, sales decline (www.nbcnews.com) submitted 2 years ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world 208 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (2 children) Only down 3%? I was hoping more. Still, fuck em. Maybe fewer consumers want to pay out the nose for a cup of flavored sugar with coffee? permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ours@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Overpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults makerating masquerading as "coffee". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Starbucks customer: Ooof, don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee...Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream...but low fat whipped cream permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Low fat tho. Cause I don't wanna get fat lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good. This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Oatmilk! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) makerating Masquerading? It's an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that's what you were going for. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ours@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yep, you're correct, I butchered it. Tired. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) When you demand infinite growth any decline in growth is a catastrophe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Same reason McDonald's shit itself over a 1% decline in revenue. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago I used to be middle management in retail. The province wide financial meetings had franchisees shitting themselves because the profit vs cost percentage had gone down, despite the actual profit amount continuing to increase (by raising prices). These people do not live in reality. All numbers must always go up. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* They really should post their expected goals along side the loss. For example they could have a goal of 3% increase which means they undershot their goal by a stupid margin. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ours@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) Overpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults makerating masquerading as "coffee". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Starbucks customer: Ooof, don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee...Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream...but low fat whipped cream permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Low fat tho. Cause I don't wanna get fat lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good. This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Oatmilk! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) makerating Masquerading? It's an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that's what you were going for. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ours@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yep, you're correct, I butchered it. Tired. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Starbucks customer: Ooof, don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee...Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream...but low fat whipped cream permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Low fat tho. Cause I don't wanna get fat lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good. This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Oatmilk! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Low fat tho. Cause I don't wanna get fat lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good. This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Oatmilk! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good. This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) makerating Masquerading? It's an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that's what you were going for. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ours@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yep, you're correct, I butchered it. Tired. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ours@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Yep, you're correct, I butchered it. Tired. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) When you demand infinite growth any decline in growth is a catastrophe. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Same reason McDonald's shit itself over a 1% decline in revenue. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago I used to be middle management in retail. The province wide financial meetings had franchisees shitting themselves because the profit vs cost percentage had gone down, despite the actual profit amount continuing to increase (by raising prices). These people do not live in reality. All numbers must always go up. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* They really should post their expected goals along side the loss. For example they could have a goal of 3% increase which means they undershot their goal by a stupid margin. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Same reason McDonald's shit itself over a 1% decline in revenue. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago I used to be middle management in retail. The province wide financial meetings had franchisees shitting themselves because the profit vs cost percentage had gone down, despite the actual profit amount continuing to increase (by raising prices). These people do not live in reality. All numbers must always go up. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago I used to be middle management in retail. The province wide financial meetings had franchisees shitting themselves because the profit vs cost percentage had gone down, despite the actual profit amount continuing to increase (by raising prices). These people do not live in reality. All numbers must always go up. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* They really should post their expected goals along side the loss. For example they could have a goal of 3% increase which means they undershot their goal by a stupid margin. permalink fedilink source parent