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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 292 points 11 months ago

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down ...

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

[-] [email protected] 217 points 11 months ago

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

...to get coffee?
...for a movie night?
...for lunch/dinner?
...to hang out and chat at the park?
...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[-] [email protected] 127 points 11 months ago

... with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

you don't even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

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