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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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It's bad from the outside, but the inside is so much worse. And it gets worse the more you look at it. So many details that are just so awful. Living in this "house" is probably miserable.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This is the first time I've seen a "it just keeps getting worse" post and actually agreed. I went in n just expecting terrible siding, then the inside of the house, then the chairs, then the lights, then more chairs, the carpet, the exposed wiring, why are there chairs there?, it just kept escalating. Thank you for this.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I concur. Most "it gets worse" style posts have one or two odd things. This one truly delivered.

It's a 3 bedroom (all queens?), 5 bath house with seating for 20. It's either some crazy orgies at night in only a few beds, a business call center kind of place, or they had massive family gatherings with alarming regularity. Of course there's always the cult option, which means it could also be "all of the above".

There is the wall of family photos on shelves... Maybe family get together center?

What's up with the industrial scale sewing equipment?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

I made my wife look at it, then I had to go back because she noticed even more insanity. It just kept getting worse every time we went through the pictures.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It's a quilting sewing machine. I saw one once at an art exhibit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the ~~maze~~ porch and the fans and ac units stuck randomly in walls.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think it's designed to confuse you so you can't get out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like that that the bath and shower have the water valves outside of them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Wow. Missed that. Why get wet. It's a convenience.