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Dolphins? Couches? Potato salad? Does this guy just go around sticking his dick in stuff?
I saw that there reports he didn't fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did... Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy?!?!
He didn't fuck the couch, to completion
Of course the couch didn't cum, it's a fucking couch. What's wrong with you people?!
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it's just you who can't bring the couch to completion...?
I'll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I've interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn't artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.