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Hey man don't promise anything you can't deliver (hexbear.net)

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I doubted that was in the bible, but that guy knows his stuff:

"... when the Galoshan asked Jesus about the Greeks' fornication, Jesus said unto him: 'The LORD has built a divine calculus to judge the acts of men. If it is true that the Greeks lay thus with each other and that their bowels protrude from out of their rectum, then it is because the LORD has willed that anal sex = prolapsed rectum'. Upon hearing this, the Galoshan was gladdened, for his own prolapsed rectum had been a gift from the LORD." - Romans 1:27

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