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[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 months ago (14 children)

"Ok let me check on something"

Uptime: 156 hours

"let's restart using what I like to call, 'the right way' "

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (13 children)

"I restart every day before going home"

Uptime: 19:23:07:24

Yeah............. Logging off isn't restarting...

(Brought to you by my actual day today)

E: correct autocorrect

E2: of course that's not why I told her. I explained how fastboot sometimes takes over and doesn't actually restart the device, only "refreshes" the experience. I recommended she restart at least once a week. We'll see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (10 children)

If you are internal IT you (or someone at least) should disable fastboot though GPOs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Our company policy is not to disable it. I tried getting it approved a year or so ago : /

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