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Showerthoughts

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (6 children)

For some reason I imagine shirtless ripped Biden walkinging into the supreme court champer ripping a cig and saying "nothing personal, this is just official presidential business." Slipping on some brass knucks and charging into a fray of bodies.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's more likely to slip on the waxed floor and shatter a hip.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

I'm sure everything at SCOTUS is elderly proof.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Which is odd because it’s not at all what he would do.

What he will do is meekly protest this ruling, maybe say something like “I respect the ruling and the rights of the law” and continue to do nothing.

Be nice if he could fight fire with fire for once and show the right what they’re setting up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

"Presidential business, Jack"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Such cringe. The dude is barely conscious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not nearly as cringe as the MAGA idiots that have posters of Donald "Diaper" Trump looking like Rambo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's all extremely embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago

You are indeed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

He needs to at least impale senators with the American flag.

https://youtu.be/W8imsr2WmEg?si=-AwvPodkhAWcyF3l