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Writing C++ is easy. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Then there's Haskell that would remove (well, used to at some point) your source code file if you made any errors: https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/163

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

The world's angriest compiler.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So that's what inspired Vigil...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Reading their page gave me a good laugh. Didn't know about this before, and I'm glad to have learned about its existence

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Vigil deleted a function. Won't that cause the functions that call it to fail?

It would seem that those functions appear to be corrupted as well. Run Vigil again and it will take care of that for you. Several invocations may be required to fully excise all bugs from your code.

Yeah. this bit got me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

When the compiler is being more helpful than you realize.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's actually hilarious