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[-] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[-] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago

There's an emacs-command to do that.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Emacs keybind?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Back to the iron ages

[-] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.

This was last year. In his defense though, he's been retired for years, used to work as a professor.

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