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Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast (reductress.com)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Fun fact : cats are ~~corpuscular~~ crepuscular. They are most active at dawn and dusk.

Their high energy time is our low energy time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

not to be that guy, but it's crepuscular. My cat is also corpuscular (quite fat), but that's on me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Good catch. I'll correct the above.

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