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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It certainly would be a dumb way to die. Thankfully, I've never experienced anything close to choking on my own tongue.

I know the song/meme, but that makes me wonder, what would you consider to be the smartest way to die?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Saving a schoolbus full of orphans by diverting them into a tour bus of lonely childless parents from your motorized death bed