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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I did the math. Even at 3 meals a day a dog is not living that long.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Could it be Mr House's dog?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I did literally the exact same math & came to comment. 😆

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Dogs can live 25 years ish. That's 7-8 meals per day, which many dogs would gladly eat, but wouldn't be a healthy way to feed them.