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[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Today my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder "How can I best serve the company?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You will be a great asset to the company. Great great asset to the company

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

YOUR WORK IS INVALUABLE TO THE COMPANY

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Go team!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The true question would be: "how can your son best serve the company"? He has more years ahead of him that can be spent in servitude than you, so you are already obsolete.