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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"How can I best serve the company" 🤮

A thought I had not once in my entire work life

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"sorry boss. I can beat serve the company by making sure I'm well rested for my normal, scheduled shifts. Can't come in."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This but unironically

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Tell me you took a night course in business without telling me