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Okay, I know how to stop them. I'll tell you the steps one at a time. First, take your meds.
Then?
Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.
Okay they kicked in. What next?
If you still think it's a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what's happening.
Psychiatrists can't help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that
Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes
Can't gift you the PC, it's no longer mine
Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they're not your psychiatrist anymore.
And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome's work by proxy
I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I've ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.