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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My Laptop will be 15 years old this year.

It was running Vista when I bought it, then upgraded to Win 7, and now runs whatever flavor of Linux I feel like installing.

Battery is shot. Screen connection is iffy, but works if you wiggle it. Several keys stopped working after I accidentally threw up on it, but I can use an onscreen keyboard for those.

Still runs fine. She's a trooper.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not one to kink shame, but anyone who throws up on a laptop on purpose needs help.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing alcohol. I had a friend throw up on a 20 year old laptop and that finally killed it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You guessed correctly.

I was pulling an all-nighter reading fan fiction serials while drinking Kraken mixed with Orange Juice and had also eaten a whole frozen pizza around midnight. I was not ok. The incident happened around 3am.

First time I'd ever vomited while drunk. I know my limits better now.