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[–] [email protected] 78 points 5 months ago (6 children)

For those who don't know: when milk is milked out of the cow it goes through some processing, like pasteurization and separation. When milk separates the fat floates to the top and it is "skimmed" off. You can have 'whole' fat in your milk, as in they only take off the very top part of cream on top. Then you can have your 'skim' milk with no fat. Then you can add back in a percentage of the fat. This is where the most common 1% and 2% come in. In theory you can make whatever percentage milk you want. This is also where something like half and half comes in, half cream added back to half milk for a 50% ish mix.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago (2 children)

For reference, "whole milk" is about 3.5%.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You’d think whole would be more than half and half.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I believe the reason for this (at least what I’ve been told in a dairy-heavy area) is that nobody calls half and half “milk”. They literally ask for cream, creamer, or half and half when that’s what they are looking for, because it’s not consumed as a stand-alone beverage like milk, and has different properties. And it’s sort of always been this way because the cream floats and they’d skim it off, so the composition of the remaining fluid portion is probably not that different.

So basically it’s not included for the naming scheme because it’s a wholly unrelated product despite having all the same ingredients in different ratios. It’s on the milk spectrum, just like heavy whipping cream, but isn’t what most people would classify as milk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

because it’s not consumed as a stand-alone beverage like milk,

Nope, I definitely do not have two half gallon cartons of half and half in my fridge right now that will be consumed by the glass.. that would be... weird.. or whatever..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Nothing wrong with that, if your diet allows for the higher fat content and it makes you happy. I’m certainly not going to judge when I have bought heavy whipping cream on multiple occasions for likely the same hedonistic, vaguely taboo, reason.

However, despite having advanced tastes, we are well in the minority. Most people find the mouthfeel alone (by alone I mean without enhancing the flavor) to be… mildly unpleasant. And I sort of get that; we don’t have many super creamy drinks, and the ones we do have are wicked rich/sweet. Whipping cream doesn’t taste like much, in the traditional sense, it’s just more expensive and a higher calorie load, and gives you more phlegm, so most people aren’t going to want it outside of cooking where the lack makes a notable difference. Same with half and half; it’s an ingredient and not a food itself.

If you get something out of the mouthfeel and richer flavor that makes it worth it for you, though, you do you. I totally get it. The richness combined with lactose, instead of sucrose or fructose which are harder on my gut bacteria, is deeply satisfying to me, and always has been.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, but no one should be drinking a glass of half and half.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank you! This is a question I've pondered my entire life but never actually took the time to look up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Its on the jug, or at least the milk I buy. Which is only 3.25%. I wish it was 5%.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Bro, you know me so well, bro. <3

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

So you want butter

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Found the guy doing keto ∆∆∆

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't understand skim milk; it's just white water. If you want milk, drink milk. That stuff is just a cruel joke.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

It’s water that’s lying about being milk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Also, less fat means more sugar.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds complicated. I get my milk straight from the producer. Don't want any additives that mess up the taste.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if you're serious, but if you are be careful with avian flu. Raw milk from a cow has a decent chance of being infected right now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Actually paying attention to that RN. No cases in my country yet.