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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday (www.theonion.com)
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[–] 87 points 2 years ago (4 children)

In my opinion, the funniest thing about the phrasing of the headline:

It would just straight up make it illegal to be a woman of color in Florida, which might be the republican goal irl

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's technically possible for a woman of color to have white children, due to Punnett square shenanigans. Not likely, but it has happened.

    But there's also the issue of the timeline. Age of consent in Florida is 18, so (assuming no other laws are to be broken) this would require even white women to have an average of six kids in four years. Which is…also improbable.

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