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[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 months ago (4 children)

And then you ask their weight, and they start talking about rocks.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then you ask about rocks and

JESUS CHRIST MARIE, THEY’RE MINERALS!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just being dense rn, but... huh?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Breaking Bad reference

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Please add Breaking Bad to your watchlist. And then after that, check out Better Call Saul. But promise me you'll stick it out through the first season of Saul and continue on to the second. I promise you it's worth it. Breaking Bad is one of the greatest shows of all time, and Saul is even better if you have the patience to let the story slowly build itself up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I tried watching it once, but I lost interest after two seasons. It's just not my type of show. That being said, after looking it up, I do remember the minerals thing. xD

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Apparently the UK still uses stone as a step above pounds. Then again, the UK is a hot mess when it comes to units...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yep, I'm about 13 stone 1. Which I know is about 83kg. But I have no idea how many pounds in a stone. I do know that there's about 2 and a quarter lb to a kg. Therefore I must be about 186lb.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One stone is 6,35kg or 14 liberties (that's what the lb means, right?)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

liberties (that's what the lb means, right?)

You got me interested what it stands for. It's the Roman libra (meaning balance).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I know they use mph. Do they use km for distance or miles? I think they use meters for shorter distances so I've no clue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Road distances are in miles, speed in mph, heights in feet & inches, anything else is a hot mess generally trending towards metric the younger you are (or if you're in STEM)

ETA: there was a dumb plan a couple years ago to "reintroduce" imperial measurements after Brexit, mainly aimed at food shops, ignoring the fact that the EU never prevented anyone using them, and then the govt quietly dropped it in December lawl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm starting to hear people talk in km but nothing official

We use lb and stone at home for weight but medical its kg

Personally I was taught in the 80s and early 90s they trued to teach us both metric and imperial. I also did an apprenticeship in metric on imperial lathes and mills

I have no clue how less than an inch works past 40, thou being 1mm I struggle with my weight in kg. Miles might as well be a unit of time as beyond telling you how long it takes to get somewhere miles are useless

Bonus anecdot

When I moved out of my parents I had to ask for help buying minced beef because growing up I learned I needed 1/2 lb of minced beef but it was packaged I'm 500 grams

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Not all road distances are in miles, meters and yards are also used in the UK. Heights on signs can be in inches, meters or both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Road distances are in miles if you're driving, but if you're running (maybe also cycling?) then it's in km.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The part I love is when you talk about the odometer in a car. They use kilometers to measure the milage. I guess kilometage just wouldn't roll off the tongue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Driving related measurements are a total clusterfuck. By default all distances are in miles. But distance markers along the motorways are placed at metric distances. But some markers are in yards. But then some are in fucking kilometres. And then you drive on the left, but of course there's a fucking road in London where you drive on the right. Because fuck you, that's why!

By the way, the highway code is available online for free, check it out - https://www.gov.uk/browse/driving/highway-code-road-safety

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

You ask an American how much they weigh, and they tell you in money. Typical American capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Four score and seven stone = 1218 pounds

EDIT: Whoopsie, forgot to include the 7 before multiplying, it's actually 1316.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Google says 87 stones = 1218 pounds so I think you got it right the first time?