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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)

He is a standard. Making him the frame reference. Weren't you taught that in school? 2 Juans make 1 Carlos and it takes 3 Carloss to make Jose. Which means of course there are 6 Juans in every Jose.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I never understood Manuel maths

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Don't worry Bat Manuel still thinks your sexy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How many bananas does it take to make a Carlos?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

The Juan measuring system predates this discovery of bananas by giant turtle archaeologist. No one has ever bothered to create a conversion chart. Because giant turtle archaeologists don't eat bananas. I don't know why though, you have to ask them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you. Carlos should clearly be holding a banana in this pic. You need multiple references when you're dealing with something particularly large.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why you gotta do Jose like that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe Jose likes having six Juans. Maybe Jose is polyamorous when it comes to Juans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey man I can't be held responsible for the archaic Jose system of measuring. I know it is old and outdated, but is still the system used to measure giant turtle fossils.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought Carlos was the more accepted unit when measuring turtles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Carlos is, but Carloss are part of the Jose measuring system. Just that one Carlos is usually about the size of most giant turtles. Oh and it is written like the Roman Numerals. So you count it Juan, JuanCarlos, Carlos, CarlosJuan, CarlosCarlos, CarlosCarlosJuan,JuanJose, Jose, and so on.

Edit it hard to count in carloss