traingang

I'll move there and be the shame lightning rod at a company. I'll be the asshole who arrives late every day to make everybody look professional in comparison. I'll leave half an hour early so that overworked salarymen don't have to feel embarrassed if they need to go home to their family and don't want to be the first one to clock out. And then, when my work is done, I'll simply stop working. I'll go to the office and do nothing, playing chicken with the company's no-firing policy, until I lose and repeat my good deeds somewhere else.