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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Why is Jupiter stopping us from getting asteroid hugs?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Jupiter is fucking sick though, what a homie of a planet

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Asteroid hugs fucking hurt.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jupiter says, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So Jupiter's forever storm is like that thing my wife holds against me for when we have an argument later?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, you didn't kill the dinosaurs. Or did you ಠ_ಠ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I didn't not kill them... 👉 👈

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Its gravity sucks up all the little rockyboys headed inward

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Because the last big one it left through caused a stop to Earths space probes visiting it for like 66 million years.