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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 175 points 6 months ago (3 children)

He already did the hard part! Why won't you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?

[–] [email protected] 132 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

It is, in fact, very easy to code a game!

from pygame import game
game.load_player()
game.load_enemies()
game.load_audio()
game.run()

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm glad that there's no micro transactions nor loot boxes.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's in game.load_dlc() we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Make sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

EGS? Oh, no. We don't do that here. We're more along the lines of:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

if date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90):
    try:
        game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account()
    except PlayerRefusal:
        sys.exit(0)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

That part comes when they find a publisher.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can't do that, you're committing copyright infringement! Change gameto mygame though, and you're golden.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Ah see I knew it would be too much work after all

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?