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That would be one MASSIVE hourglass that would last multiple hours π
The great Familial Hourglass that contains generations and generations of ashes
Different-length hourglasses for different people. Grandfather over there is a 3-hours, but if you don't eat your cornflakes, Timmy, you're only going to be a 3-minutes!
That's dreadful; I love it
And if you stuck a dagger in it it would cause everyone to turn into sand zombies.
not that big with water cremation I think. still quite big. it doesnt have any box ash with you. or you could make plenty of lityle ones for the whole extended family