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[–] [email protected] 83 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But are you gonna return something for this method??? You said you'd return an integer, yet there is no return statement!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

and it had better be an integer! it had better be an integer, motherfucker!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Well yea... If you write "return " that is actually wrong, as opposed to just not having gotten around to filling it in yet

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This is why I always write my methods from bottom to top. This way I've always got a return statement and I use my variables before they are even declared.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For a second there I thought you might be serious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I do actually use variables before I declare them most of the time. IDEs make it so easy to then generate the declaration with the correct type.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That’s true, in fact I’ve started doing that myself. Same with methods, instead of going and writing the method and then coming back to use it, I’ll write the invocation first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Ah an avid dreambird user I see

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Spotted the INTERCAL programmer.