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[-] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

As long as you do it without side effects...

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago
    total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Writer monads am I right? ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Haven't used a loop in almost a decade! It's a nice life ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

StackOverflow!

How do I fix this?

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