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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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How is the hydrogen made?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Attack geese.

I'd normally suggest that attack geese are against geneva conventions or something... but these guys.... they got it coming.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They aren't legal combatants, it's all fine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

oh. good. glad that's sorted. Lets also activate the uplands geese for naval operations.

I wonder how much it would cost to train wild pigeons to shit on their shit. and how much that would cost... them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Birds cannot control when they poop, so they'll have to patrol their target.

Which, when you think about it, is even more terrifying

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking something like that bird feeder that taught magpies to turn in trash for food.

they poop on a BP gas station... and get a reward.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, biological weaponry of mass destruction

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

its for a good cause,