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Why did the man put his money in the blender? (hilariouschaos.com)

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Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!

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Why did the shoe go to school? (hilariouschaos.com)

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Because it wanted to be a sneaker!

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Why was the soccer field always wet? (hilariouschaos.com)

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Because the players kept dribbling on it!

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Why do cows wear bells? (hilariouschaos.com)

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Because their horns don't work!

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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? (hilariouschaos.com)

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A bagel!

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How do you keep a bagel from getting away? (hilariouschaos.com)

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Put lox on it!

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? (hilariouschaos.com)

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He had no body to go with him!

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? (hilariouschaos.com)

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Because they might crack up!

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Why was the broom late for work? (hilariouschaos.com)

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It swept in!

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Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? (hilariouschaos.com)

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Because they work on so many levels!

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Why did the bird get a ticket? (hilariouschaos.com)

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Because it was caught tweeting on its phone!

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Why did the chicken go to the gym? (hilariouschaos.com)

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To work on its pecks!

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