wandermind

Because the bird was originally named after the country, I have decided to update what I call the bird as well to match.

As a linguist, I'd just shrug.

I first thought this was a bad idea by Paypal but you opened my eyes

My guy, you should stop feeding the troll. I can keep coming up with bullshit indefinitely. The intent of my original facetious reply was to point out how ridiculous it is to react to a clearly ridiculous and unrealistic suggestion as if it was the most seriously considered expression of an actual policy suggestion ever. But it turns out some people just can't not take every single thing that is said with the utmost seriousness.

Of course a nuked country will be a nuked country. That's beside the point, moving the goalposts.

That's the point

No, they can return after the country has been glassed.

Yes, but in reality nobody is going to nuke anybody, and certainly not because a random internet user vents their frustration at the situation with a clearly metaphorical and exaggerated request. Your reply was an overly literal reading of the comment, like replying to "go fuck yourself" with "...you realize that's not possible, right?"

I simply replied to your literal interpretation with a literal interpretation of my own.

Sure you can, move the civilians out first.

I'm not as against these "sad narratives" as you are, but I still think that this one just doesn't make much sense. Photons hit random planets and stuff all of the time, so arguably hitting a living sentient being is one of the coolest things that could happen to a photon.

I thought you were talking about "makaronivelli" before you specified the milk was for drinking.