Just like "I helped my uncle jack off a horse" or "let's eat grandma"...

I still remember there was a reddit post years ago, asking if anyone else noticed that porn hub had cut support for the wii-u browser. Everyone was like wtf? Who watches porn hub on wii-u?

I actually met her and have her signature from the late 90s in my closet...

I think I was only like 11 at the time, maybe 10

Mushroom mushroom

Years ago, almost two decades, I setup a Screensaver which basically took any image passed over the network and made a collage. Almost everything was like website banners and such.

One day I was in the server room doing something un-related and in the corner of my eye I saw some horrible images on the other screen. I immediately went to the cto who called the police.

Long story short he was immediately fired(and taken into custody) after being found in the bathroom... The images were kids between 3-7...

Before people ask, we could find out which access point he was using to determine approximate area. A quick walk around showed it wasn't someone at there desk. Obviously they wouldn't be in a meeting and there was only 1 set of bathrooms in that area. Female officer went into women's room and reported it empty. Male officer went into men's room and found 1 person, court case revealed history on his phone and yeah... Hopefully he's still rotting in jail.

That sounds like someone who didn't understand the purpose of private

Interesting, is this a coincidence or is there a logic/reason it works out that way?

Look, I fully support you transitioning. But if I was your co-worker I would be mad at you. You made me do extra training! Yeah I'll call you she and her and all that but.. Fuck you for giving me extra training.

(don't take seriously, I'm only joking but doing the corporate hr type training is a pain in my ass but I do support you and trans rights in general. In fact it's fucked up that people need training that basically comes down to "respect me and don't be an asshole")

I want to rent an apartment, hang "family photos" like the right one around and then put it up on Airbnb and see what happens...

Years ago I had a roommate who took obscenely long showers. One time we were supposed to go food shopping but he wanted a "quick shower" before we went. I watched 2 episodes of narcos on Netflix, got frustrated, went shopping alone, drove to store, and did a week worth of grocery shopping, drove back, brought all groceries to the apartment (third floor), put everything away, waited another 30 minutes and he finally came out of the shower.

I have no idea what he did in there.

If this was named Mario I would check myself with a psychologist.

Depends on where you live... Northeast us most likely a black bear, as long as its not a mother protecting its cubs make some noise and it will leave you alone. If your in the artic, how the hell are you in woods but ignoring that's and it's likely a polar bear and you are dead.