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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

You don't think people would just make stuff up on the internet do you? /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When he took those first sea snails in his apartment back in 2007, it was just a week after his honeymoon. "My wife was horrified by the by the smell; she almost kicked me out of the house… But I had to carry on," he says.

He should do everything he can to keep her if she dealt with that and stayed. Decaying shellfish is just about the worst thing to smell.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why did you post this in work reform?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 11 months ago

[Her father] intended to run for the U.S. Senate in 1982, but his political career was permanently damaged that year when it was revealed that he had fathered two children out of wedlock during an extramarital affair with a female former student at Santa Ana College, where he had taught political science.

Guess it runs in the family.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When you chain yourself to a turd don’t be surprised when you come up covered in shit.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We are /c/risa. Lower your shields and surrender your memes. We will add your memelogical and shitposting distinctiveness to our own. Your memes will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind too much. Just gonna take me a few minutes to get up to merging speed.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber, CBE is an Emirati politician who the Minister of Industry and Advanced Technology of the United Arab Emirates, head of the Abu Dhabi National Oil Company (ADNOC), and chairman of Masdar.

Emphasis mine.

That's the first line from his wikipedia.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Rule of Acquisition #45: Expand or die.

Rule of Acquisition #75: Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.

Rule of Acquisition #9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

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