Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.

When you chain yourself to a turd don’t be surprised when you come up covered in shit.

Thanks, Obama.

I got to do a lot of things normally an accountant wouldn’t be able to do.

Yeah, crime.

And Tactical is all like:

Jonathan is the reason the prime directive was written.

Meanwhile the crew of the USS Risa when we open the community for the first time in the morning:

Me at 6am looking at memes:

I'm sure my high school algebra 2 will be sufficient for these. Do you think I'll need a graphing calculator or just a regular one?

Net Neutrality.

The principle that internet service providers should enable access to all content and applications regardless of source and without favoring, blocking, or throttling particular products or websites.

Sounds exactly like he is disregarding net neutrality to me.

Edit: To be clear, proponents of net neutrality believe that all corporations, not just ISPs should follow net neutrality. It's because of this exact situation that people want shit like this put into law.