Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.

When you chain yourself to a turd don’t be surprised when you come up covered in shit.

Thanks, Obama.

I got to do a lot of things normally an accountant wouldn’t be able to do.

Yeah, crime.

The delay also does not trigger just once; it is reportedly triggered every time YouTube links are opened in a new tab.

This part got me yesterday as I was listening to music. I loaded a new video in a tab and the other tab waited 5 seconds. I thought I had paused it or something but nope, every time you load a new tab it delays all the other tabs by 5 seconds.

And Tactical is all like:

Jonathan is the reason the prime directive was written.

Me at 6am looking at memes:

Why is a four lane road 25 mph?

Net Neutrality.

The principle that internet service providers should enable access to all content and applications regardless of source and without favoring, blocking, or throttling particular products or websites.

Sounds exactly like he is disregarding net neutrality to me.

Edit: To be clear, proponents of net neutrality believe that all corporations, not just ISPs should follow net neutrality. It's because of this exact situation that people want shit like this put into law.