All these microplastics in my body will come in handy

Gay?! He wishes! If he were gay, there'd be no problem! No, what he has is a romantic abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.

Andrew Dutil's home and vehicles can be considered honorary Teslas

Can I be added to the recall? 🥹

I recall an American boy that was indicted by Australia for making long-distance prank phonecalls. Australia wanted to give the kid a booting and relations between the US and Australia have never fully recovered.

noise bois

Same can be said about those promoting Jill Stein and other spoiler parties.

The person in the image is Franklin Delano Roosevelt, president of the United States from 1933 to 1945. He was effected to four terms and died in office, shortly after his fourth inauguration (now there's a two term limit). The name in the title refers to Bernie Sanders, who OP wishes had been nominated and elected in 2016.

You can be the defense attorney, Joe

Might still be a lifetime ban... you never know...