rob64

"I am gonna get you so many lizards!" Whenever my wife has already done a chore/task I was intending to do.

I figured. 😜

Groomed? Or enthusiastic and awkward?

This isn't the most substantive of your comments in this chain, but I think it deserves some attention. It's perfectly worded and it's a concept more people need to embrace: you don't have to speak in absolutes and it's okay to express the limits of your knowledge.

Plus, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it runs good on regular gas.

What if some moistened bing lobbed a scimitar at me?

I've never been able to watch past Rita dying. Colin Hanks as a villain sounds amazing, but whenever I get to her death it just feels too shitty and I can't bring myself to start that season.

"The usual? Cake and pop?" "No, April, the unusual." "Fish and pop?" "No." "Cake and fish?" "No fish!"

if he has any brains at all.

Important caveat. We may hear a lot from him after all!

mark hamill's joker after dental anesthesia

Wow, is that ever accurate.

they should play his speeches on speakers mounted to the underside of cargo ships to repel whales

You should consider a career in comedy.

shocked Pikachu

Like the infosquitos: "this guy sure loves porno!"