I wish it took me a moment.

Wesley 😆

I was thinking a nice golden throne. More appropriate for a god-emperor.

If only!

Yep. But I refuse to use their damn app. And they deliberately make the interface on the mobile site cumbersome. It's tons of fun.

I remember in the mid-aughts my brother hacked his iPod — the wheel kind, this was pre-iPhone — to hold the entirety of the text of English Wikipedia at the time.

Was that Edelweiss? I don't know what to do with this.

Plus, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it runs good on regular gas.

Oh man that's... Well done, well done!

Points for "sassy robot." But you could have described it worse. This was the first one I could identify.

And I only subscribed because the one-time purchase was not available at that moment, so I assumed no such option existed. But honestly, I'll continue to pay the subscription. It's still less than a year's worth of my monthly donations to the developer of Tasker.

principled self-organizing curmudgeons

I've never been more proud to be categorized!