Shitting everywhere, farting everywhere,

Booger Sugar

Has to be said with a coastal Carolina accent though

Mint (LMDE). It might actually be easier to use than windows. My dead dad could use it and he was a moron. I held out for quite a while to try out 'cooler' distros but yeah, Mint is what I'm telling anyone moving from windows to use now.

yeah, and then i think about how i can pretty much do whatever I want anyways

In my experience, libertarianism appeals to a particular type of naive and possibly insecure person, who has some kind of emotional need to make broad declarations about things/people they have no real-world experience with.