The price at checkout just rounds to the nearest nickel by law. Pennies needed to go 10 years ago, it's been great here

That's his Minecraft skin

I guarantee everyone below the execs knew what this thing looked like, and correctly guessed that the sales would go crazy because of it.

Better go after every hospital for "starving" patients before surgery

Overall average lifespan is a misleading statistic because it includes people who die young (infant mortality for example really brings it down). As you get older, the average lifespan for someone of your specific age increases.

If you wanna unite the world powers against you, the easy way to do that is to target international shipping

Sterile medical supplies already are packed in a paper bag. The ones that are in plastic actually aren't.

Uh... What? Sterile medical instruments are absolutely packed in plastic, paper is too permeable and will lead to contamination. Even if it looks like paper it's still lined with plastic. Have you ever worked in a medical setting before?

Please don't name your kid Wash

If you already have a truck, you gotta learn from your past mistake and sell that thing for a smaller vehicle

This idea is ripe for exploitation. If even one creep gets a hold of the creds for a verified student account, congrats now a bunch of minors are being shown a grown man's penis

Don't cry over stapled bread

As a Canadian, I'm glad you left