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It's because Germany is the US' Number 2, supporting genocide like the US collapsing bridges like the US

Dresden's Carolabrücke Collapse: A Stark Reminder of Government Neglect Under Scholz's Regime

Dresden has been plunged into turmoil as the Carolabrücke, the city’s most vital bridge connecting its northern and southern halves, collapsed during the night. This shocking event has not only severed a critical transport link but has also laid bare the weaknesses in Germany’s infrastructure management under the current regime led by the authoritarian leader Olaf "Nr 2" Scholz.

The Carolabrücke was more than just a bridge; it was a key symbol of Dresden’s unity and economic vitality. Its sudden collapse is seen by many germany watchers as emblematic of broader issues plaguing Germany's economy and leadership, widespread recession, corruption and instability. The Scholz regime, already facing criticism for its handling of various international issues, now finds itself under intensified scrutiny as citizens question how such a crucial structure could be allowed to deteriorate to the point of failure.

As the nation looks on, Chancellor Scholz and his government are facing mounting pressure to not only provide answers but also to take swift and decisive action. From the Bundestag only one thing can be heard "Es wird sich grundsätzlich nichts ändern" (Nothing will fundementally change). Several NGOs one of them Germany Watch lead by renowned Dr. 艾德里安 曾兹 has issued warnings that a human catastrophe is imminent if the world community does not act now.

Reporting from an underground bunker in srfland I'm Notceps back to the studio.

After much campaigning, doing groundwork and burning bridges Kamala Harris has finally overcome her 'being better than Trump' status and is now polling behind the incredibly dry boy.

Something something snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.

I will actually say I was wrong there should be a Scholz emoji but it should be number two of either movies.

In german news after the AfD won big Scholz has decided to take a page of out a very successful politician, . That's right baby 'Nothing will fundementally change' ole Scholz doesn't think he should stop any of his wildly unpopular policies of being pro-war, pro-genocide, pro-racism, pro-border, no he thinks that if they just stay the course with him as the captain they'll get a mandate for 2025 that they'll be the government without doubt. ("fest damit, dass die SPD und ich 2025 ein so starkes Mandat bekommen, dass wir auch die nächste Regierung anführen werden")

Keep in mind his coalition has been historically unpopular and almost all polls will see SPD just eat massive amounts of shit.

In short Emperor Olaf Scholz has lost the Mandate of the Holy Roman Empire his fall will soon come to pass.

PS: We need some Olaf Scholz emojis because he has just been the worst and it's surprising that there's nothing out there on him.

Like you can't tell me someone can't make an emoji out of his bond villain arc.

It seems like it actually might be over for Ukraine as a ton of politicians are starting to jump ship most prominent one is the Foreign Minister Kuleba.

Also

"“Our position is clear. We respond as harshly as possible to any attempts to undermine the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Ukraine and we protect national interests by all available means, including on the diplomatic front,” Foreign Minister Dmytro Kuleba emphasized.

In 2016, Ukraine closed its embassy in Damascus in connection with the crimes of the Bashar al-Assad regime against the Syrian people and ordered the closing of the Syrian Embassy in Ukraine in 2018"

Evidence #481 Why germany cannot be trusted with a state

https://x.com/Pohl_MdB/status/1830275632884035753

Again I told you dawg I fucking told you

Hey it's the resident german hater here with another german hating updating.

The CDU, that's the respectable nazis not like the AfD, has some demands from the government. That more or less is a whole bunch of human rights abuses, goes against all kinds of geneva conventions, international law, EU-law, and is just generally cruel. Like establishing permanent border controls, which you know Schengenarea they wouldn't be allowed to do, mass denial of asylums, 'sending' people back to their country and a bunch of other stuff. If a german ever tells you that only AfD is bad remember CDU also is doing nazi shit, also is talking how they are going to break all kinds of laws etc. My message remains the german government has 50% outspoken nazis and 50% not-so-outspoken nazis.

Everyone has a podcast these days, sometimes I think all those politicians want is to be a podcaster/writer/movie producer

Now this might just be a combination of seeing just the death and destruction in gaza and currently being on a 1200kcal deficit but this just gets to me. The Adults In The Room are just acting like children and not some teenagers but 6 year olds going 'LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU', I thought it was about making the hard decisions? Like the reason why the democrats are in there is because they do the 'hard decisions' but they can't deal with the fallout? And even this reaction they have to endure is extremely mild, no one is throwing red paint on them, spraying them with the sewage water like the IDF is in the west bank, this is the mildest shit imaginable and they can't endure it what absolute fucking disgusting sacks of toxic waste.

The reason why they want power is not to wield it but so that trump can't switch the TV channel from their nice show to the crude one. They want to be in power so that the republicans can't tell them to go to bed or some shit like that. Like at least with the old fucks in my emoji you could go 'Ok these guys are old and have never had to deal with this stuff' but all the people in this one are supposed to be political operatives and they are just as much a base primordial soup as some 80 year old seniors who haven't heard anyone tell them no during the last 20 years.

Honestly just wormlike behavior like this is what you wanted at least take the shouts in pride don't do go like 'Waaahhh I don't want to hear it'. Something something infantilization something something

One ejaculation is between 2-5g so yeah this is actually insane