kami

With the dude's seductive voice that resonates eternally through the very fabric of our... spacetime.

I understand your point of view but I disagree.

From Windows

Nice try Microsoft

Finally, I've always dreamed of stabbing my battery!

Fingers crossed!

"Did I say tariffs? I meant giraffes!"

What could possibly go wrong?

Freedom of expression they say...

OK bye, don't let the door hit you on the way out!

I admit being a little too extreme, but what makes them think USA could ever act in good faith at this point?

I'd offer war, basically. But I understand your point of view and I hope it is the better course of action.