I logged in just to say that that is the best out of office message I've ever seen, and to save this post. Also, you can still read the scrubbed out names.

For the unaware: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cosby_sexual_assault_cases

Teeth

Well, given the other leg does look different (ankles+line up leg) but the shoe looks fine I'm guessing he found the shoe and just used the model photo from the shoe. Maybe tinted a bit

I think they mean that they thought they were the person referred to.

I have a rule in my NVim init.vim that it gets room for three line number digits. If it goes over, the screen shifts uncomfortably as warning. That works for my current projects.

Ohh I just noticed the community. Yeah I agree, not really dystopian.

OP commented above:

Unprompted, unwanted, in the middle of a very intense game full screen, on a computer used as a game console I had to dig out a mouse to use.