flucksy_bango

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The said charging at the point of service. It is being paid for, just not at the time you need it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, now I'm confused. Planes don't eat dinosaurs? What was Sully about, then?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I can't remember if you can kill him with confirmed bachelor, but I take all bets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah?! Well, I'm gonna go see what Caesar thinks!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You would if you could, spartacus. It'll be a special someone who takes me out.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You've gotta be pretty fucked up to drown in a hot tub

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Really? I'm completely unsurprised he drowned in a hot tub. I figured that or overdose. He's been a mess for a while.

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby, what a way to go.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I couldn't imagine. I very much want to leave.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I wouldn't be terribly surprised. I grew up in Geneva, but I lived in Oviedo when I was in high school.

I've lived in central Florida my entire life.

When I was starting at a new job I mentioned that I grew up in Geneva. The person I was chatting with were curious and asked what it was like growing up in Europe. I responded that if I was raised in Europe I'd never live in Florida. Geneva, FL is a fucking armpit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah...

I kinda caught on to what was happening around the time the wife showed up. When the baby was born I knew something terrible was about to happen. I was not ready for happened.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nope. At least none that I can remember.

The only "spoiler" I'll give is that you've probably heard this story before, but not in this way.

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