firefly

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

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Their party emblem is a baster ... which they think is a megaphone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Future headlines in clown world


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A gold Olympic runner wins the election race for President.

His followers shout, "Heil Hurdler!"

He is then titled as the, "Master Racer".

Dah dunt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

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... and the naive are never the winners ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

> "can’t convince people to use software that only works half the time."

Why not? M$OFT managed to do so for years ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The politicos put a sham on the pillow as they whisper their pillow talk ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

What about the Unimog? That's a bog hopper mobile.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Here, carry this big beam. It won't be long now if you stay the course.

"And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me." (Luke 9:23)

"For if ye live after the flesh, ye shall die: but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live." (Romans 8:13)

"I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ Jesus our LORD, I die daily." (1 Corinthians 15:31)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I am a cyberspace bashtronaut ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Have you considered the International Harvester Scout?

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