facepainter

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Love your username!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Hello there!