and learns how to copy its various characteristics

Because you are a human. Not an immortal corporation.

I am tired of people trying to have iNtElLeCtUaL dIsCuSsIoN about/with entities that would feed you feet first into a wood chipper if it thought it could profit from it.

We could even weaken the virus so it poses no threat of actual infection.

shitty...fixer upper

You have the best kind of house! Since its market value is already low you don't have to worry about all the stupid shit people fret over when their house is too valuable.

What's leaking?

How old are the cracks? If they're old, then whatever shifted already happened and no longer matters. Just keep an eye for new ones. Like a casual eye. Don't obsess over it.

Collecting paychecks for being controlled opposition?

The EU still makes anything?

Like a strict father

Is politics just the spectrum of daddy issues an individual might have?

I haven't really dug into this, but AirGuards github page claims the app scans periodically and will give you a notification on suspicious results.

No. We are not.

With typical capitalist efficiency, the titans of industry are going to boil off half an ocean in an ignorant attempt to simulate a human brain that requires what, about 2 kilowatt-hours of relatively clean chemical energy a day?

Never mind there being no shortage of said brains.