“Oh. Oh dear. That’s a compound fracture. Oh goodness me. Better let your family know you’re not long for this coil. We’ll ease your suffering with what little we have, if we can spare it. Damn shame, that.”

Good ole z-axis to the rescue!

They didn’t say they had issues taking a shit, just that they usually do their crying while they shit. They may have perfectly fine bowl movements, and the crying and shitting may not necessarily be directly related to each other.

Got it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a recessed and covered garage before, just one or the other. Gotta hand it to the deer, looks fairly well kept.

This meme slaps.

“Child, we’re Angolan. We will never have anything to do with those vile reticulateds!”

“If I ever catch you anywhere near those filthy angolans, I’ll feed you to the lions myself!”

NB: I have no idea if Giraffes are as bigoted about themselves as idiot humans can be, I’m just expressing my frustration that we still are.

What’s stopping you from buying games from the nearly 8k that use that stupid AI shit? There’s gotta be some slop in there that suits your tastes.

I can't even quote even one fucking example of their pure bedshitting derangement, because I'd just have to quote the entire goddamn article.

Holy fuck.

Bro doesn’t know how to lather with a bar of soap 💀

Good for them, America has no use for smart people these days.

I’m also genx (xennial if it matters) and I’m referring to the boomer mindset, not the baby boomer generation. There are zoomers who voted for the current fascist regime and baby boomers who voted Harris. I hate generational warfare too, but “boomer” is a convenient term for an appalling mindset that can infect anyone, regardless of generation.

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