Slag fuck merchant tryna pass off his dogshit fucking copper shoulda (idfk, what did they do for punishment back then?) had his shitty fucking copper turned into molten shitty copper and poured down his shitty fucking throat. Or thrown into a shitty goddamn prison for a tenner, if that’s what they did. Like I said, idfk how tf they ran shit back then, get off my dick and don’t @ me

Half of America is ashamed, and the shameful half is too busy eating its own excrement to know what shame is.

Just as well. There have been no meteorological events in the past decade that would’ve benefited from such a tool. None whatsoever. Nope. Not one. Anywhere. Money saved, people, carry on!

If that wasn’t a sticker or decal, then someone spent quite a bit of time drawing jc on the wall of a bathroom stall. Just pointing that out.

"Eh, can't make chorizo without slaughtering some pigs, y'know?" – 60% of Hispanic voters, apparently.

Bro doesn’t know how to lather with a bar of soap 💀

Broke mind virus strikes again!

Tappy tap tap… tappy tap… tappy tappy tap… tap

True, but it’s good to have options.

I’m also genx (xennial if it matters) and I’m referring to the boomer mindset, not the baby boomer generation. There are zoomers who voted for the current fascist regime and baby boomers who voted Harris. I hate generational warfare too, but “boomer” is a convenient term for an appalling mindset that can infect anyone, regardless of generation.

Never thought of super/subscripting an emoji^😎^~👽~

Edit: 🤔 what happens if I try to subscript a superscripted emoji?

Edit^2^: ~wheeeee~

One, at least.