crusty

Accidentally slamming the toilet lid shut in the middle of the night

i should break your fucking legs

kinky

He stole it to get access to more emotions and to try and fix his defective ones iirc

As someone working in end-user technical support this is gonna suck

3 rats disguised as a bigger rat in a trenchcoat

I haven't really considered this before, but hot handles are probably common with gas stoves

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

Promoted by plastic and the creator of exploding vagina candles

It's all fun and games until they yell "fire in the hole!"

It really is the weirdest feeling

Might be a valve or fire hydrant underneath

Also medicat